D F Nannie's going crazy and she lost everything she had C Am E Jody's hooked on drugs we have her husband to thank for that D F Her kids are spoiled shits who seem to bitch nonstop C Am E And they're always finding new ways to piss Greg off (chorus) G F And that's the family I've had to live with everyday C Am E Me I'm prefect in every single way G If God would only make more of me F The world would just be dandy C Am E But in stead God made my family Jeremy's not so bad when you give Him a quarter sac And Michael's pretty happy with a six pack David's always gone God knows what he's hooked on And Texas seems to be his second home (repeat chorus)